Posted 2 months ago

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

missblackwood:

llook-forward-to-tomorrow:

How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

(Source: llove-you-always)

Posted 2 months ago

funneestuff:

vine is where child stars go to remain great

(Source: yellajane)

Posted 3 months ago

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese)

Posted 3 months ago

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

Posted 3 months ago

undeadseanbean:

"what does elementary have that sherlock doesn’t?"

Posted 3 months ago
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Posted 3 months ago

siddharthasmama:

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

Can I also point out how one looks completely despondent and detached (whether due to the drugs or not) and another looks sad and has tears pouring down her face?

(Source: sieeeee)

Posted 3 months ago

eyefuckingstiel:

metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it

(Source: holahydra)

Posted 3 months ago

wilwheaton:

lunatoneitdown:

have you ever heard a raven talk?

because apparently they can go from severus snape to japanese schoolgirl in .5 seconds.

Ravens are pretty amazing.

(Source: hookbillkoopa)

Posted 3 months ago

rhydonmyhardon:

religiousdad:

supremelaxbro:

IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE

did anyone hear something?

i think its coming from below but its too far down to see

Posted 3 months ago
Posted 3 months ago
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT